Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Wrap That Rascal!

Karmabites1's latest post is just a bunch of information about condoms and preventing STDs. Is she trying to insinuate that she had unprotected sex with Olbermann? Is she trying to insinuate that he gave her an STD? Oh! Maybe she thinks she's pregnant!

Popcorn's on me!

Oh, and I'll put the hit counter up here. I guess the people who are obsessed with telling the commenters here that they're obsessed with a blog about a blog want to see some stats. Note: This hit counter shows unique visitors rather than page loads. (Page loads can result in inflated results.)

I still haven't figured something out. If we're obsessed for watching karmabites1's blog and commenting about it here, what does that make the people who keep coming back to remind us that we're just crazy and obsessed? They seem awfully adamant about telling us we shouldn't care.

Edited to add:
KarmaBites1 said...

Anonymous said...
"Have you e-mailed or called Keith?"

No, it's been at least more than six weeks.

He might be hearing from me very soon though...

11:12 AM

23 Comments:

Anonymous carat said...

Re: Pregnant? Timing doesn't work. It's mid-July; the "encounter" "happened" mid-late May. No way she'd 1)wait so long to test 2) wait so long to pimp that tidbit. Not our KB. Bearing an Olberspawn would be a badge of some kind.

Hinting at STD, though. Sheesh. Kinda reminds me of the recent divorce-court antics of Jean Strahan, who described the post-separation relocation of her football-playing ex Michael as the embarkation of an "alternate lifestyle." When cross-examined, she backpedaled: "Oh, I didn't mean to imply he was gay." Yeah, right.

Throw enough darts, KB, maybe one hits.

7:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

last night i almost wrote -- she is nuttier than a PayDay candy bar!

now -- i really think she want $$$. I think if she can keep it up -- maybe he'll shut her up by paying her off. just a thought.

several days ago she was dangling ideas about giving Groves permission to publish -- now we are onto STD.

maybe she gave him a disease & that is why he left. lol.

now she is whining about him showing somebody her pix. well she sent a nudie photo to somebody she DIDN'T KNOW. Sent the photo to a major company ......

Interesting.

7:55 AM  
Blogger ratón anónimo said...

Oh, but she's so emotionally messed up! Personally, it took me seven weeks to realize I was pregnant.

Very good point and antecdote about the hinting and implying. Throw a bunch out there and let people pick and choose what they want to latch onto.

7:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Re: Pregnant? Timing doesn't work. It's mid-July; the "encounter" "happened" mid-late May. No way she'd 1)wait so long to test 2) wait so long to pimp that tidbit. Not our KB. Bearing an Olberspawn would be a badge of some kind."

Not insinuating that she's pregnant, but the above logic is just the silliest thing I've ever read in my life.

The Encounter supposedly happened at the very end of May, it's roughly mid-July. That's enough time for her to have missed one cycle and exactly the time that most women find out they are pregnant....roughly 6 weeks into the pregnancy.

7:56 AM  
Anonymous carat said...

Most women, sure. A person obsessing over a one-night stand to the degree we've seen? Not so much.

8:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Set your defaults to more than 30 minutes, try 12 to 24. That way people won't be counted multiple times as they hit your site.

But it's pretty apparent that your 2000 hits pale in comparison to her over 30,000 hits.

Get a new hobby, your pathetic attempts to turn attention on yourself are obviously a miserable failure.

A little baby Olbermann? God forbid that would be one ass-ugly baby. Probably as ugly as some of you no doubt are. That's what really bugs you about Karma isn't it? That she's years younger than most of you, no doubt a very attractive woman, something none of you could ever be and never were.

8:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

her latest from her website .... hard to tell what she means. pregnant? STD? AIDS........

Anonymous said...
"Have you e-mailed or called Keith?"

No, it's been at least more than six weeks.

He might be hearing from me very soon though...

8:30 AM  
Blogger ratón anónimo said...

Ha...Olbermann might be hearing from her very soon...

I have statcounter set up to default at two hours, I believe.

For the record, Olbermann was an adorable baby. (Not that it matters. I've seen soap operas on TV. She'll contact him to tell him she needs to have an abortion and run off with the money!)

Also for the record, only speaking for myself here, but I can't be any older than karmabites1 if she is indeed in her "very early 30s". I'm 31.

8:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why do they care what we do. it seems that the nasties are back at KB. i think they want control .... so nobody will debate their statements.

too bad. it's a free world!

LOL.

9:54 AM  
Blogger ratón anónimo said...

Anon 11:54, Well said. I'm still waiting for an answer about why, if we're so pathetic, do people keep reading and taking the time to inform us that we're pathetic. I'm asking honestly - I'm not being snotty here. I really want to know, because I can't understand it.

9:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They pick the creepy topics!

Forget a timeline -- we need to flowchart the topics ....

Plus we have have a better sense of humor about all of this.

10:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They pick the creepy topics!

Forget a timeline -- we need to flowchart the topics ....

Plus we have have a better sense of humor about all of this.

10:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An Anonymous (isn't it interesting someone condemns us for writing Anonymous pro-Olbermann comments then signs that post Anonymous) in a previous posts writes:

"You're all so full of shit I think a good laxative would do you all a world of good. You think she's pulling things our of her ass? You're accusing innocent people of things you have absolutely no proof for because you can't face the facts of this case or belive for one single second how deeply fucked up he is and I can't even begin to tell you how fucked up that makes all of you."

Interesting comment on accusing innocent people. Not once has KB1 provided verifiable evidence that she even met KO in NYC. She has only described things only she and KO, if true, would know. Not even e-mails proving an on-line "relationship." She published a couple Anonymous comments from supposedly "other victims" of KO exploits, but again these cannot be proven.

The only information on her blog that an independent third party could confirm or deny is her comments about KO's phone answering machine messages -- with Family Guy and Simpson recordings. If someone who has called his home -- Dan Patrick or a co-worker, for instance, has in fact heard these as well, that may make her comments a bit more believable.

But right now...no independent proof of a meeting even occurred. No e-mails, no hotel receipts, no plane ticket stub -- nothing!

Even if true -- what is this person's agenda? Making Olbermann look bad? Honey, look in the mirror. I think we have someone with serious problems not someone who is a victim of a one-night stand.

12:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

besides other writers or other people giving her advice.

i think these nuts writes some of the e-mail & then goes in & slams KO. A good example would be her complaining that KO showed somebody the pics. Then somebody goes in and complains -- send everything to Groves.

i'm starting to wonder if there were any pics --- the only reason I wonder ..... if he really had all these pics ............ wouldn't she be the one who would want to forget & move on?

as time goes on .... she seems to have no name ..........

1:13 PM  
Anonymous redtoots said...

I think we are actually witnessing a personality decompensating. If KO ever was in a hotel room with her, he ought to thank his lucky stars he got out. She's starting to make me think of Kathy Bates in "Misery."

2:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

KB is coming unwrapped. Between the thiny-veiled suicide threats and and reprinted condom/std info, this woman is about as stable as nitroglycerin in an industrial paint mixer.

What can I say? This is like driving by a car accident, or watching an eclipe without protective eyegear: I don't want to look, I shouldn't look; I HAVE to look.

2:38 PM  
Anonymous redtoots said...

Well, now she says she's going to away to get help. I hope that's true. But it's hard to tell what is true and false in this mess.

3:31 PM  
Anonymous Caroline said...

If she is honestly getting help, good for her. But what is it for? Chronic make believe?

Personally, I think this is his/her newest invention for creating interest in her "story." But if she's really getting help for her mental issues, that's really good.

I don't think that just because she says that she's getting help really is overwhelmingly believable, especially considering the things of the past few weeks. I won't be surprised if she comes back with more trash though. "Oh, I'm pregnant! Oh, he apologised! Oh, he paid me off!" Whatever.

The proof is in the pudding...if we never see her blog again, I'll be happy.

3:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love her last post ... Some of the stuff she writes .... I sense it ain't over until the fat lady sings! that is just a hunch.

I sense she is writing about what we want to hear .... she talked to her supervisor, etc.

From her blog:

He told me once he had been "emotionally scarred" about something that happened his life. And now he's done the same to me.

4:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm with Caroline. I will believe she is gone for good when I SEE it, and not a moment before!

4:48 PM  
Anonymous Caroline said...

"He told me once he had been "emotionally scarred" about something that happened his life. And now he's done the same to me."

You know, who HASN'T been hurt once in a while? But we don't go all bloggy when it happens.

It's like when someone purposely drinks too much at a party. They know it's not going to feel too good in the morning, you know it's not going to feel too good in the morning, but they do it anyway. Then when they are so sick the next morning, they whine about it.

You set yourself up for pain, don't expect too many people to feel sorry for you.

This is all giving way too much belief in that it was true, though. I didn't believe it when she started the blog, and I believe even less now. I don't make decisions based on innuendo.

As I've said, if she needs mental help and gets it, good for her. But I think the issues have less to do with Olbermann than with her fantasies.

5:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I doubt she is even getting help. She's just looking to buy herself a break before coming up with yet another means of finally getting the attention she desperately desires.

Of course, I speak of "her" as a singular being...when for all we know, as we said earlier, "she" is actually a group project.

Whatever!

6:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How interesting that she took moderation off her comment section.

I don't think we've seen the last of KB1.
Unfortunately.....

10:31 AM  

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